Why's of Men

Why's of Men



1. WHY DO MEN BECOME SMARTER DURING SEX

(because they are plugged into a genius)

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2. WHY DON'T WOMEN BLINK DURING SEX?

(they don't have enough time)

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3. WHY DOES IT TAKE 1 MILLION SPERM TO
FERTILIZE ONE EGG?

they don't stop to ask directions)

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4. WHY DO MEN SNORE WHEN THEY LIE ON THEIR BACKS?

(because their balls fall over their butt-hole and they vapor lock)


(You're laughing, aren't you?!?!)

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5. WHY WERE MEN GIVEN LARGER BRAINS THAN DOGS?

so they won't hump women's legs at cocktails parties)

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6. WHY DID GOD MAKE MEN BEFORE WOMEN?

(you need a rough draft before you make a final copy)

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7. HOW MANY MEN DOES IT TAKE TO PUT A TOILET SEAT DOWN?

(don't know.....it never happened)

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(C'mon guys, we laugh at your blonde jokes!)

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And the personal favorite:

8. WHY DID GOD PUT MEN ON EARTH?

because a vibrator can't mow the lawn)

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Remember, if you haven't got a smile on your
face and laughter in your heart...Then you
are just an old sour fart!

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One day my housework-challenged husband
decided to wash his sweat-shirt. Seconds
after he stepped into the laundry room, he
shouted to me, 'What setting do I use on the
washing machine?' 'It depends,' I replied.
'What does it say on your shirt?' He yelled
back, ' University of Oklahoma .'

And they say blondes are dumb...

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A couple is lying in bed. The man says, 'I
am going to make you the happiest woman in
the world.'

The woman replies, 'I'll miss you...'
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'It's just too hot to wear clothes today,'
Jack says as he stepped out of the shower,
'honey, what do you think the neighbors
would think if I mowed the lawn like this?'

'Probably that I married you for your
money,' she replied.
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Q: What do you call an intelligent, good
looking, sensitive man?

A: A rumor

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Dear Lord, I pray for Wisdom to understand
my man; Love to forgive him; And Patience
for his moods. Because, Lord, if I pray for
Strength, I'll beat him to death. AMEN
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Q: Why do little boys whine?

A: They are practicing to be men.

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Q: What does it mean when a man is in your
bed gasping for breath and calling your
name?

A: You did not hold the pillow down long
enough.

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Q: How do you keep your husband from reading
your e-mail?

A: Rename the mail folder 'Instruction Manual.'

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Send this to at least five bright, funny
women you know and make their day! And send
this to five bright men who have enough
sense of humor to take it!

Life may not be the party you hoped for...
but while you are here, you may as well
dance!